DaH!
rEaD aT yOuR oWn riSk nALaNg!
wE'rE noT
sUre TaLaGa kUnG ToToO aNg mGa nAkALaGaY diTo or PrOduCt LaNg oF oUr oVerActiVe
iMaGiNaTiOnS... EniWeiS eH kAyO nA bAhALa dYaN!
AnChiT
SaiNt AnChiT
-> sHe'S dA piNakAmALdiTa LaLo
nA pAg UmANdAr aNg kAnYaNg wiTcHy iNsTiNcTs. pEro SuPer
SpOnTaNeOuS! sHe'S gOt tHe WiLdEsT
iMaGiNaTiOnS & iDeAs LaGiE! aNd
aSiDe fRoM bEiNg dA
PiNaKamAtAngKaD & dA piNakALoNg-LeGGeD, sHe'S aLsO tHe fRuStRaTeD siNgiNg
diVa. pEro ShE's ReaLLy ALiW kAsAMa, tHeRe's nEvEr a DULL
mOmEnt wiTh Ms. AnChiT!
sHe'S hAPpy-Go-LuCkY
kAsi Eh, pArAnG tHe OnE iN tHe QuE sErA SeRa
nA SoNg. "wHAtEveR wiLL Be, WiLL bE!" aNd ShE's GoT aN aWfUL LoT oF cOnNeCtiOnS
(mEmBeR nG mAfiA siGuRo Eh!) oR P.R. LaNg!
nYeHe! pEro Ta-ArTis tALaGa ThiS giRL! Sa AmiN, EniWeiS eH sHe'S
nAaAsAhAn eVeRyTimE mAy G
aNg GrOuP.
TaRiT
ThE
PiNaKa-HiP! AnD WhAttAbOdY! cHaRiSsE iS iS
tHe PiNaKaSeRyOsO
LaLo nA pAg mAttErS fRoM tHe HeArt. pEro ShE's kALoG riN. ShE'S LiKe
aN iNDiCaTor:
pAg SuPeR fUnNy AnG jOke, ShE tUrNs rEd. aNd MaLdiTa
tALaGa tOh! sA hArAp-hArApAn nA LiBaK, eXpErT SiYa! LoVeR oF dArEs riN!
PiNaBaBaYaAn nyAnG MaGMeLt aNg mGa gUyS sA tAbiS
eYeS niYa, hEheHe! AnD sHe LiKeS gUyS wiTh
ChiNiTo-EyEs nGa pALa... TaRiT iS MaSipAg
aNd sHe's tHe oNe wiTh tHe bRiGhTesT fuTurE siGuRo SaMiN kAsi ShE kNoWs
hEr PriOriTiEs. UMm... wHaT eLsE pA bA? ChAriSsE iS LiNgAw kAsAmA, LaLo
nA wHeN sHe mAkEs ThOse FuNny iMpErSoNaTiOnS Of kEnKoY piPoL. At Oo nGa
pALa, iDoL SiYa ni RhEa.
CoR
Si CuTe
nA cUte Na CoR wiTh tHe piNaKaCoNtAgiOuS LauGhTeR!
OuR PhYsiCs TeAcHeR sAiD nA mALuWaNg dAw tOrNiLyO
ni CoR. di NaMaN eH! PoRkE'T sTrAiGht jAcKeT
aNg diNaDaLa ni CoR kUnG MaLaMiG aNg WeAtHeR dOeSn'T mEaN nA pAnG-MeNTaL
aSyLuM aNg BeAuTy niYa NoH! nYehEhE! sA tOtOo eH si CoR aNg PiNakAcUtE
sAmiN. ShE'S aDoRaBLe, HuGGaBLe,KiSsAbLe
aNd NaKaKaGiGiL! We jUsT LuV dAt
LiL' cHuBbY GiRL!...LuVsYah! AnD LiKe CaLi ShAnDy, sHe's LiGhT aNd
bUBbLy. BUT dOn'T LeT hEr iNnoCeNt LoOks dEcEiVe U kAsi ShE's mAs
AnO... (NeVeRmiNd nALaNg! bAkA mAsHocK pA kAyO.) aS a prEnDsHiP, CoR iS
sUpEr LoYaL. MaAaSaHaN yAn eNiTiMe, LaLo Na sA pHoNe...
RhEa
HeArtThrOb!!!
RhEa's aNiMaLiStiC APpEaL TrAnScEnDs aLL SeX
(bOyS & GiRLs hAve HD's HeR), nAtiOnALiTy
(mGa iNchiK & bOMbAy gUyS uSuALLy), aGe (iDoL
si RhEa nG mGa LiTTLe BrOs & SiS nYo, paTi riN nG mGa LoLo aT LoLa)
anD sTaTuS (riCh
bOyS & kAnTo bOys fiNd hEr SeXy). RhEa hAs ThiS gAyUmA kAsi Eh... PaRa
ShAng BrOsiA
CroSseD wiTh WyNoNa RyDeR.
sA gRuPo, RhEa hAs tHe pAsEnSyA nA hAnGgAnG LaNgiT! aLtHoUgH riCh kiD siYa
eH sHe'S JePRoX kAyA KewL siYa. hAvE u HeArD nA bA oF RhEa'S "diFfErEnT
pRoNUnCiAtiOnS oF cOmMoNLy uSeD eNgLiSh WoRdS?" U SHOULD!!!
Oo NgA pALa, RhEa iS sELDoM piKoN kAya AyOs siYa kAsAmA aT fAvoRiTe hObBy
nYa pALa AnG CLoNiNg.